suscitare demones 666

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okay so i was scrolling on google just trying to find some new potter jokes and this came up and for first i obviously noticed emma cause she’s hot but then i saw it and i nearly died because dAN IS HOLDING A FUCKING dildo as is rupert omg i have been laughing ten minutes

okay so i was scrolling on google just trying to find some new potter jokes and this came up and for first i obviously noticed emma cause she’s hot but then i saw it and i nearly died because dAN IS HOLDING A FUCKING dildo as is rupert omg i have been laughing ten minutes

suscitare-demones:

so we’re sitting in downtown and this creepy old man called me slut and said that im kinda girl who gives easily the v, so my friend stood up and yelled at him “WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU FUCKING POTATO?!?!?” and i mean, if thats not love i dont know what is

and now he’s asking her to marry him

so we’re sitting in downtown and this creepy old man called me slut and said that im kinda girl who gives easily the v, so my friend stood up and yelled at him “WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU FUCKING POTATO?!?!?” and i mean, if thats not love i dont know what is

thats me

thats me

wat

wat

astoldbygengar:

lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.

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